The Danhausen Effect
When I first saw Danhausen come out the crate with the Danhausenettes I questioned what the WWE was doing.
Now I get it!
Is he a mix of Billy Van’s Count in the Hilarious House of Frightenstein, any of the vampires in What We Do In The Shadows, or Al Lewis’s Count Sam Dracula fondly known as Granpa from the Munsters? Or did he stir up a mixing pot of numerous characters and evets to become Danhausen?
Has anyone else pulled all the wrestlers together and brought humour and enlightenment (darklightenment, curselightenment, veryniceenlightenment?) as much as R-Truth?
He could be a leader if he wasn’t so introverted, inventive, or such a laboratory genius.
Look carefully and you’ll notice it isn’t just wrestlers who want to be his bestie but also athletes, sports announcers, and more. I wonder what kind of musicians and actors will seek his friendship. Better than being cursed like the hubris filled Liv Morgan or Dirty Dom.
Now that he has Minihausens including the comedian Brad William-hausen, AND, occasionally the one Gianthausen known as KAThausen to watch his back. Even the RULER, Obahausen, has saved him from the wily Miz! Now Danhausen is almost unstoppable!
He could become Undisputed WWE Champion by defeating CM Punk. HOWEVER, and I warned Drew Mcyintre of this, he has to distract Punk’s superpower, AJ LEE. He can’t curse Punk while she’s focused. But if he could find her weakness. Chocolate is a necessary antibiotic only for women as told to me by a woman who punched me to make sure I understood. Could it be chocolate? Maybe Bayley could distract her? There has to be something…!
And what about the FIRST DANHAUSEN movie?
Will there be a To be Cursed or not To be Cursed, Danhausen movie?
I have a feeling Brad William-hausen has already paid Danhausen human monies to be in his first movie. Probably not as much as the Miznonhausen and Kitnonhausen, or Dirty Dom and JD McDonagh involuntarily paid. Will he wear his own cloak or one of the Queen Charlotte Flairs’? Will Liz Morgan come back from the dead from her Chucky encounter in Child’s Play, and try to spoil Danhausen’s ice cream truck adventure? Will the nasty, backstabbing Bella clones show up? Will goth Paige put on a Hausen face for revenge? Will the uncursable Asuka show up and take over the land of Very Evil Very Nice?
So many possibilities!
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