High Heels Were Invented For Cats
You’re sitting at the desk
Trying to write a paper
When a lean, furry form
Jumps on your lap
Expecting to be stroked along the back
Quite ready to take a nap
To level out the thighs
You have to raise up your heels
And stay that way
While a certain kitten stretches out
And purrs
High heels were invented for cats
To keep the thighs level
While they groom themselves
While lounging
On your lap